Gullible? Idiotic? Moron? Then we have the deal for you.
The 4000 year old ancient chinese art of placing furniture where you’re most likely to find it in the middle of the night with your shin, has now been modernised with this all new ultra fab … Electronic Feng Shui Compass!
Yes, that’s right for the low low price of the contents of your wallet and 1/3rd of your brain cells you too can be ripped off and demonstrate to your friends just how idiotic you are with this handy wallet sized Feng Shui Compass. Be the envy and embarressment of your friends, order one today!