People from all over the place are claiming there has been a distinct increase in natural disasters in the last ten years. It has set many people off looking for reasons in every nook and cranny. Some of the reasons to blame to this point are global warming, atheism, homosexuality, secularism, just plain old natural disasters with there being nothing special about them, the lowering of standards for what is and isn’t sexually explicit, etc etc.
Can you spot the odd one out there? The second last, nothing special about them. In this day and age we have instant global communication as never seen before, someone sitting on the bog can be communicating on his phone to thousands of other people in every nook and cranny around the world, and this ability is open to just about anyone.
Previously if a crackpot managed to get the attention of their local media, that’s about where it would stop as it would take a few days at the very least for this to be replicated around the world, rather than minutes as it is now.
Jennifer McCreight has come up with a brilliant idea of a scientific experiment that could help save millions of lives from natural disasters, and it’s something I would like to see each and every person reading this blog get behind. It’s an amazing idea that needs everyone’s support, but before I explain what it is, please watch the following video to at least the 1:50 (one minute fifty seconds) mark.
An Iranian cleric recently decided he knows exactly why there’s been numerous catastrophic earthquakes recently, and it isn’t plate techtonics.
“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,” he explained.
So Jen’s idea? Whip ’em out. Well, not quite out, but get as many women (and moob-sporting men I presume) around the world to simultaneously wear the lowest, most revealing top they can for one day. And so the call is going out. #boobquake has been born, it can be followed on Twitter and Facebook.
On Monday the 26th of April 2010, please, for the sake of humanity and all the children in disaster struck areas, show us ya front bum. Please, think of the children!
Edit: This post was made entirely in jest. It is a joke. I am not actually calling for any of this to be done. Some people seem to be severely lacking in anything resembling a sense of humour and hence completely miss this fact. If you were offended or upset by this post, please read the next one before posting a reply.