World’s Greatest Shave has opened up for applicants for another year. In 2012 it is taking place from the 15th to 17th of March, and I’ll be taking part.
The last time I participated was back in 2003 and I raised over $800 by removing this.
Although I no longer have the lovely long locks, I’ve decided to try some other strategies to help make the earnings worthwhile.
Secondly, I’ll be setting up numerous targets, with different / better things happening as each target is reached.
Target 1: Draw a sheepie. If I raise only a paltry amount of money below $300 (warning: Goalposts may move without notice) I’ll just be colouring my hair to match my mascot.
Target 2: Trim a sheepie. If I raise $300-$799 (warning: Goalposts may move without notice), everything above the neck goes, including the goatee.
Yes, that’s right. You, yes YOU can be personally responsible for the removal of the goatee I’ve had since 1998! How’s that for power? But wait, there’s more.
Target 3: Shear a sheepie. If I raise $800-$999 (warning: Goalposts may move without notice), not only will everything above the neck be shaved, but everything below the neck goes too. Everything. I mean it, EVERY THING.
Yes, that’s right. I’m putting my entire body on the line to be shaved for World’s Greatest Shave. If you’re one of the few unfortunate people too have seen me shirtless, you will know I am a proud Wookie. Back, chest, stomach, arms, legs, everything must go, but only if I raise enough money.
Target 4: Wax a wookie. If I raise over $1000 (warning: Goalposts may move without notice), not only will everything above the neck be shaved, but everything below the neck goes too … with WAX*!
Yes, that’s right. Not only do you get to shame me in my natural wookie like state, but you also get to see me in great pain and crying like a little girl as my back, chest, stomach, arms, legs, everything, for the first time ever faces the wrath of hot hot wax*! 😀
So start getting those donations in now!
Or, you can sponsor the Western Sydney Freethinkers here (Note: Sponsorship to me will also go to WSFT’s tally anyway).
* Warning: I may woos out early on and decide the pain is too much for my entire body to go through.